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[19 Aug 2003|06:54pm] |
So yeah...
I think my movie comes out this weekend or something. It's going to be tight. Don't hate on it. It was fun... making it. I mean, who doesn't laugh when I'm being attacked by an owl. I don't exactly know where I'll be... plugging it... but I'm sure I'll be all over the place.
Britney and I are back together, yes. It's nice... I just can't stay away from her... and I know things, well, it's supposed to be like this... right now at least. Deep thoughts aren't my thing.
I was flipping channels today and saw a bit of the Punk'd episode where we dropped that beam on the trailor home. Mandy Moore... she's just too sweet!
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[09 Aug 2003|10:49pm] |
Um... goddamn! That's an fucking expensive wedding for a lipless man. Oh well. Just imagine us... making sweet sweet love. Oh Georgey!
/end update.
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[01 Aug 2003|10:15pm] |
I guess what goes around, comes around, right? It's only fair this should happen to me. What do they call it? Karma. Yeah, that's right. My Karma is kicking in full force.
It's not how I imagined. I mean, I don't feel hyped or... angry. I feel weighed down. I'm sucked in. I'm drained. It's worse... and a little scary. I mean, I knew I was in deep, but I guess I didn't know how deep. Like quicksand, pulling you down bit by bit. Why do they call it quicksand if it goes so slow? So slow you don't even know what really happening.
Yeah, that doesn't make sense. I'm good at that. No, it makes sense to me. Maybe I just don't want to write it all out. Oh well. I'll be all cryptic and mysterious. Women like that, right? Well if so, then I'm not going to be that. I'll just be stupid.
Maybe that's my problem. Maybe I just do serious too often. Like, I just jump into it. Maybe I should stop that. I mean, I'm 25. I got a new movie coming out. I should be... out there! I don't know. I begin to babble. I think I'll just lay down.
If you leave things like this, I think this might be the end of it. I can waste my energy blaming, but I won't. Point is, I don't feel like playing games. If you wanna do something about it, make the first move. But if you don't... then... we've each lost a little something...
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[10 Jul 2003|07:38pm] |
New icons...
Now it must be July 10th! When CRAZY things happen.
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[05 Jul 2003|06:25pm] |
Where to start... I don't know, so much craziness. I don't even wanna write it down. That would make it too real and shit and I like pretending I'm crazy. Like, we're both living in an alternate universe and this isn't really happening. It's easier that way. I like denial. It's not just a stylish river in Egypt anymore.
I guess I'm not being very helpful. I should try to be more helpful. But it's like... I haven't even seen her in two days. That's not good at all. What am I doing? Last night was the fourth and I just went out and partied and saw the fireworks... somewhere. I don't remember where. It was just... fireworks. Explosions. A car alarm went off. I wasn't even patriotic. I was wearing green. That's not red white and blue. Oh well. Maybe I should have saved that shirt for ireland day.
I'm not such a fan of secrets. I'm really not. But I'm hoping this one will stay that way forever. Unfortunately, that won't happen because there's a second party involved that doesn't feel that way. Still... yeah, that sentence was going nowhere.
That's about all I have to say.
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[11 Jun 2003|09:50am] |
Looks like some of the punkd crew finally got off their asses and made it to the computer chair to sit on their ass once again and start one of these babies up. That's good for them. You know how much of a motivator I had to be during that show! I thought I was an aerobics instructor. It was always, get up right now and be funny, go, hurry, make someone cry. Now the tear shed factor wasn't as high as I'd liked it to be, but then again, neither was the bloodshed factor, so that's good. It evens it all out.
So I've been talking to them. I've also been at Britney's house in Kentwood for like... a long time. I forget when I got there. Anyway, I'm going to leave Thrusday and go back to LA. You know, pretend I have a life. Or maybe I have a movie or something to film. I don't know. I'll find out when I get back. Cause I know whoever's there who wants to tell me these things is just dying to see me.
Now I could write stuff here about stuff and how it makes me feel blankety-blank... but the person who needs to know, well... I hope they know.
Things are getting a little more normal... except with one situation. Has anyone seen Danny around?
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[06 Jun 2003|09:11pm] |
I guess now that the MTV movie awards have aired, I can write about them.
It was really fun. Seann was really funny the whole time. I'm glad he was co hosting. And Justin did a good straight man. Although, nothing can top the sing and dance number Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black did last year or something.
Yeah, P. Diddy and I are tight like this. I taught him everything he knows. So next time you see him dancing and rapping and pimping it out... yeah, think Ashton. The only thing wilder than watching those girls take off their skirts and throw it as us was going to his after party. DAMN! He really does know the meaning of "bling-bling". It was great. All night, I was like, Sean, you da man! And P. Diddy was like, no, Ashton, you da man! Well... maybe not. I can't really remember... maybe had a little too much crystal (or how Jay-z tells me to pronounce it Crys-TAL) but that's what would happen if I were writing the script. And our plan for presenting could have totally worked, but yeah, the hot spanish girl was better.
So since then I've been with Britney at her place, crashing her visit with the fam. Luckily, I think everyone likes me, or if they don't, they talk about me behind my back, which suits me a whole lot better. Britney is taking me out to dinner tonight so I'm ready to get taken care of. I'm up for some of that down home southern cooking because... I don't even know what part of country Iowa is in.
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[02 Jun 2003|04:01pm] |
Ooops, I guess it's time I updated this thing.
Been in NY for the week, still there, in no hurry to go anywhere. I don't have any place to be. And I have a really nice hotel room.
So... I hung out here. I had dinner with Adriana. Yeah, saw Brit too. Which is the reason Kim broke up with me. That didn't go the way I wanted it to go. But it's over with now and there's nothing I can do to make it better. But I really didn't mean for it to go down like that. There's just something with Britney... I underestimated it... but I should have been more straightforward with you, Kim.
So I think I'll go eat somewhere now.
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[29 May 2003|12:13am] |
Hmm...
New York is a confusing place.
But it has good ice cream. One thing going for it.
The couches aren't half bad either. Especially with a couple of extra pillows.
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[22 May 2003|01:52am] |
I... have... FRIENDS!
::bows to the button::
And a sexy girlfriend.
You know you wanna sex up the four liner, bitch!
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[15 May 2003|10:01pm] |
Whoops, I have one of these, don't I?
Well, what's been up with Ashton, you say? I'd have to answer... things... important things have been up with Ashton. It's nice, you know, taking a little break, catching up on sleep and TV. Like on FX they had When Animals Attack. I love that stuff. Shamu ate this woman. It was sweet! You know, Shamu is so big, I wonder why he hasn't turn before. If I were a whale I'd be eating people right and left unless... are whales vegetarians? I don't know. Now the whole theory is up in the air. What was I talking about? Let me get back to you.
Kim and I have been spending a lot of time together. Like she took me shopping. Or she went shopping and I was just along for the ride on the wave of shopaholicism. You know, body surfing, we didn't have a board. Or bathing suits. Now this analogy is getting a little weird. I ended up with a hat, I think. I pulled it over my eyes so I could look dark and mysterious and dangerous, you know, like I am. I'm getting off topic again. Well, I always have fun with Kim. She says she's gonna have to punish me for never replying to her updates. But if spankings the worse thing she can come up with... I don't think I'm going to change my naughty ways.
I've also been catching up with Danny, Mila and Laura. Laura, you're gonna look fantastic in bright yellow.
Did you see the eclispe? It was beautiful. When the moon is covered in shadow... strange things happen.
That's enough updating about nothing.
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[12 May 2003|12:59am] |
I don't know what to say about this weekend. It's been fun... and some unexpected things have happened.
After Brittany and I broke up, I thought I'd just take it easy. Have fun and stuff. But it's easier said than done. Well, the having fun part is easy. But I don't know how to... keep everything straight. Especially since I'm really not sure what I want exactly.
Kim and I went out and I had a really good time. She's so easy to talk to and she thinks I'm really funny for some reason. Not to mention she looked really good. And she knows how to eat, which is always a plus. It was fun.
On Sunday, I chilled and called my mom cause it was Mother's Day and I did some laundry. Britney called me and we talked. She said she was going to her mom's house for a little bit and asked me to give her a ride to the airport. I came over and we chilled together. I'm still here because her flight got delayed and she said I could just crash here, which is good because I'm tired. Plus her place is cleaner than mine.
I feel like a dork sitting here and staring at the computer screen. I've got a lot on my mind. The worse thing would be to lose out on a good thing... completely.
PS- Laura says I have to add her to my friends list. I'm working on it!
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[10 May 2003|03:17am] |
Holy crap. What's up with AIM tonight? Kim, Shakira, Christina and Alyssa IMed me and it all said they were on mobile devices and it was all freaky and disturbing and I couldn't see the IMs and it kept flashing and someone was whispering 'Ashton... Ashton...' like the kid from the shining and I'm gonna have to punk it one day.
Anyways, I gotta go to bed. You know, get some beauty sleep. Cause I want to look good for my outing tommorow. Birthday suits... are always a good idea.
So are sleepovers. Next time, I'll remember the popcorn and teen movie.
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[09 May 2003|02:16am] |
What's that you say? A journal is for writing in? Well why didn't you tell me that in the first place. I just got one cause all the cool kids got one. Damn peer pressure... please don't jump off the bridge.
Anyway, what do I have to say? Let's recap the week. Did you all catch that last episode of that wonderful show of mine? It hurt. Yes, this poor boy had actual pain inflicted on him. Feel for me. Also, it was a wonderful cinco de Mayo. Mexico should give us excuses to get drunk more often. I mean, come on! Start doing your job. But it wasn't just the alcohol... I didn't have all that much. It was more than that... other things made it good.
I'm looking forward to my weekend. I have some plans. It's all good. Kim and I got an opportunity to go to lunch. That was good. I always enjoy activities that involve both women AND eating. Take that however you want. And that's what I'm planning on doing this weekend. Plus more beer drinking. Since Cinco de Mayo is over, I'm switching back to Coors Light, cause they told me it'll make me more desirable and manly. See? Peer pressure again. I'm serious about that bridge, you guys. Don't make me do it. Don't!
I've been thinking... like actually thinking and stuff. Like when I sit down with my bag of doritos (Salsa, get them, now) and I don't watch TV, like sometimes I just stare into space and reflect, in words and images. You think, Ashton, what are you doing, don't blow up your mind! I can handle it. At least I think I can. I got one thought on my mind... okay two... well three... I mean four if you count Doritos and beer. Okay, maybe even more because I wanted a DQ Blizzard... no, I wanted that new sundae from Baskin Robbins about Halle Berry and she made it or something... well, now I'm completely off topic. Point is, I used this thing. Now I'm going to bed!
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[04 May 2003|01:04pm] |
What up people?
Goddamn, I am so tired. I had a WILD night. Yeah, it was full of booze... more drinking... women... okay, so it really just more drinking, but it was fun all the same.
So did you see me? Did ya, did ya? 50 was like, you are the funniest man alive! I was like, thank you 50, can I touch your bullethole? Haha, that didn't really happen. I made it up. I think I'm still drunk! I think I will be drunk for another 24 hours. But I gotta go to that one party, I still wanna party.
Anyway, on SNL I was sooooooo nervous. I forgot my pants! How humiliating! At least I looked good in my underwear... right.... right! After that it was smooth sailing. I never got to wear so many wigs in my life. It was awesome. And I learned an important lesson. When two black dudes threaten your life, just run man.
So I think I might... take a shower? Yeah, good idea Ashton. Water,soap... it's all good! It can only help my cause. Okay.
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[29 Apr 2003|11:50pm] |
Kim just hooked my journal up so I thought I'd update. Check it out bitches! Also, I'm in New York for a bit (like it's my secret dream to crash TRL but I don't know if I'll get around to it) and Kim's here so I was like, we gotta do something. So we may do something this weekend. You know, if I can fit her in.
Yeah, so, I don't know. I don't have anything to say and I hate typing. It's like... oh yeah, I need some icons. I mean, no I don't because... don't you guys think it's weird? Like we have pictures of ourselves on the computer... what's up with that. Man, I can fucking see you if I want to. But whatever! That's my protest, that's why I am iconless. I am taking a stand against vanity. You all scare me. And that's my peice. Peace.
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[28 Apr 2003|11:53am] |
Well, here I am. I don't know why I got one of these things. It's not as if I love to write about myself. I prefer to watch TV about myself, but they said Ashton, everybody's doing it. And you know I succumb to peer pressure cuz, damn!, if I ain't the coolest, than there is no cool. You see what I'm saying. So I'm here now. I am ready to party. I've been loving it lately. That's all I've been doing. Partying. With everyone. Everyone's my new best friend. So if you wanna jump on the Ashton Party Bus of Love, feel free to talk to me. I don't bite (unless you're an EXTREMELY hot chick and you want me to)
So I hope the rest of the cast of that 70's Show gets their asses in on this journal action (if they can actually read and write) or whatever... is that what you call it? And of course, all the hot hot hot girls that wanna get with me. I mean, there's gotta be at least one. (Calling Brittany Murphy...) And well, you can't say this sucked. This was awesome. Don't hate. You better be watching Monday night. It is my goal, on Punk'd, to make at least one guy (as in MALE) cry. I almost got you, didn't I Justin! I almost got you! No hard feelings, we're cool. We're tight like this, I let him get his revenge. Well not really... well... nobody ever should try to mess with me, that's for sure. That's all I gotta say now. Catch you bitches later.
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